The Checkdown Hex of Deshaun Watson
Deshaun Watson · CLE · QB
“Watson takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- The broadcast shows Watson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Watson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Clemson's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Watson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Deshaun Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deshaun Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deshaun Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.