The Sack Spiral Hex of Deshaun Watson
Deshaun Watson · CLE · QB
“Watson will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Watson will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
87%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Watson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Deshaun Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deshaun Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deshaun Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.