The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Deshaun Watson
Deshaun Watson · CLE · QB
“Watson will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Clemson's biggest rival.
- Watson finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
81%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Watson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Deshaun Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deshaun Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deshaun Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.