The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Deshaun Watson
Deshaun Watson · CLE · QB
“Garbage time arrives early for Watson: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Clemson's biggest rival.
- A mysterious flag erases Watson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
92%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Saints fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Watson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Deshaun Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deshaun Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deshaun Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.