The Kneel-Down Hex of Deshaun Watson
Deshaun Watson · CLE · QB
“Watson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Watson gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
75%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Watson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Deshaun Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deshaun Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deshaun Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.