The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Deshaun Watson
Deshaun Watson · CLE · QB
“Watson will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Clemson's biggest rival.
- Watson takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
90%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Watson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Deshaun Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deshaun Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deshaun Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.