The Hamstring Hex of Deshaun Watson
Deshaun Watson · CLE · QB
“Every deep ball Watson throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
- Watson scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
72%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Watson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Deshaun Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deshaun Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deshaun Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.