The Checkdown Hex of Deshaun Watson
Deshaun Watson · CLE · QB
“The broadcast shows Watson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Watson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
72%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Watson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Deshaun Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deshaun Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deshaun Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.