The Intentional Grounding Hex of Deshaun Watson
Deshaun Watson · CLE · QB
“Watson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Watson, the end zone is a rumor.
- Watson will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
77%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single tear from a Rams fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Watson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Deshaun Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deshaun Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deshaun Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.