The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Deshaun Watson
Deshaun Watson · CLE · QB
“Watson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Every deep ball Watson throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
79%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Watson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Deshaun Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deshaun Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deshaun Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.