The Late Scratch Hex of Deshaun Watson
Deshaun Watson · CLE · QB
“Watson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Watson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
84%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Watson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Deshaun Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deshaun Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deshaun Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.