The Snap Count Hex of Deshaun Watson
Deshaun Watson · CLE · QB
“Watson will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Watson, the end zone is a rumor.
79%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Watson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Deshaun Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deshaun Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deshaun Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.