The Sideline-Scold Hex of Deshaun Watson
Deshaun Watson · CLE · QB
“Watson scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Garbage time arrives early for Watson: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
87%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Watson, Watson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Deshaun Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deshaun Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deshaun Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.