The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Deshaun Watson
Deshaun Watson · CLE · QB
“Watson will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Watson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
83%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Watson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Deshaun Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deshaun Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deshaun Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.