The Mystery Tweak Hex of Deshaun Watson
Deshaun Watson · CLE · QB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Watson's stadium. Only over Watson.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Watson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Clemson's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Panthers jersey, ironically worn
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Watson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Deshaun Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deshaun Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deshaun Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.