The Snap Count Hex of Deshaun Watson
Deshaun Watson · CLE · QB
“Watson gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
- Watson leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
85%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Watson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Deshaun Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deshaun Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deshaun Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.