The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Deshaun Watson
Deshaun Watson · CLE · QB
“The play clock hits zero on Watson four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
- Watson sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
81%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Watson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Deshaun Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deshaun Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deshaun Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.