The Late Scratch Hex of Deshaun Watson
Deshaun Watson · CLE · QB
“Watson slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
- Watson gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
74%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Watson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Deshaun Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deshaun Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deshaun Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.