The Sideline-Scold Hex of Deshaun Watson
Deshaun Watson · CLE · QB
“Watson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
- Watson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
82%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Watson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Deshaun Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deshaun Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deshaun Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.