The Checkdown Hex of Deshaun Watson
Deshaun Watson · CLE · QB
“Every deep ball Watson throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
- Watson will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
86%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Watson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Deshaun Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deshaun Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deshaun Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.