The Checkdown Hex of Deshaun Watson
Deshaun Watson · CLE · QB
“Watson gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Watson leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
79%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Watson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Deshaun Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deshaun Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deshaun Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.