The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Deshaun Watson
Deshaun Watson · CLE · QB
“Watson will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- The play clock hits zero on Watson four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
- Watson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
74%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Watson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Deshaun Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deshaun Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deshaun Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.