The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Deshaun Watson
Deshaun Watson · CLE · QB
“Watson will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Every deep ball Watson throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
88%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Watson, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Deshaun Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deshaun Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deshaun Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.