The Pick-Six Hex of Deshaun Watson
Deshaun Watson · CLE · QB
“Every deep ball Watson throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
- Watson gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
81%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A used challenge flag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Watson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Deshaun Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deshaun Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deshaun Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.