The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Deshaun Watson
Deshaun Watson · CLE · QB
“Watson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- A mysterious flag erases Watson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Watson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
79%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Watson scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Deshaun Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deshaun Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deshaun Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.