The Garbage-Time Hex of Detroit Lions
Detroit Lions defense
“The Lions offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Detroit Lions defense's week
- The Lions defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Lions defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
72%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Lions's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Detroit Lions defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Detroit Lions defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Detroit Lions defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.