The Mystery Tweak Hex of Detroit Lions
Detroit Lions defense
“The Lions defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Detroit Lions defense's week
- The Lions defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Lions defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
82%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Lions, Lions, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Jahmyr Gibbs
- Amon-Ra St. Brown
- Jameson Williams
- Sam LaPorta
- Jared Goff
- Jake Bates
- Isaac TeSlaa
- DeAndre Carter
- Miles Kitselman
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- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
FAQ
How do I curse Detroit Lions defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Detroit Lions defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Detroit Lions defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.