The Snap Count Hex of Detroit Lions
Detroit Lions defense
“The Lions defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Detroit Lions defense's week
- The Lions defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Lions defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
86%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Lions's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Detroit Lions defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Detroit Lions defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Detroit Lions defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.