The Hamstring Hex of Detroit Lions
Detroit Lions defense
“The Lions defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Detroit Lions defense's week
- The Lions defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Lions defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
89%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Lions, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Detroit Lions defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Detroit Lions defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Detroit Lions defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.