The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Detroit Lions
Detroit Lions defense
“The Lions defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Detroit Lions defense's week
- The Lions defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Lions will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
81%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Lions's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Detroit Lions defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Detroit Lions defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Detroit Lions defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.