The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Detroit Lions
Detroit Lions defense
“The Lions offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Detroit Lions defense's week
- The Lions defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The Lions defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
74%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Lions, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Detroit Lions defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Detroit Lions defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Detroit Lions defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.