The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Detroit Lions
Detroit Lions defense
“The Lions will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Detroit Lions defense's week
- The Lions offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Lions defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
80%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Eye of Giants, tongue of ref,
Bring Lions down to grief,
Lions scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Detroit Lions defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Detroit Lions defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Detroit Lions defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.