The Snap Count Hex of Detroit Lions
Detroit Lions defense
“The Lions defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Detroit Lions defense's week
- The Lions defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Lions defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
73%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A used challenge flag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Lions's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Detroit Lions defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Detroit Lions defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Detroit Lions defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.