The Late Scratch Hex of Detroit Lions
Detroit Lions defense
“The Lions defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Detroit Lions defense's week
- The Lions will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Lions defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
74%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Lions drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Detroit Lions defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Detroit Lions defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Detroit Lions defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.