The Bad Spot Hex of Detroit Lions
Detroit Lions defense
“The Lions defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Detroit Lions defense's week
- The Lions will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Lions defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
75%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Lions, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Detroit Lions defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Detroit Lions defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Detroit Lions defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.