The Late Scratch Hex of Detroit Lions
Detroit Lions defense
“The Lions defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Detroit Lions defense's week
- The Lions defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The Lions offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
84%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Lions drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Detroit Lions defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Detroit Lions defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Detroit Lions defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.