The Bad Spot Hex of Detroit Lions
Detroit Lions defense
“The Lions defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Detroit Lions defense's week
- The Lions defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Lions defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
82%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Saints fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Lions's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Detroit Lions defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Detroit Lions defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Detroit Lions defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.