The Mystery Tweak Hex of Detroit Lions
Detroit Lions defense
“The Lions defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Detroit Lions defense's week
- The Lions defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Lions defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
89%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Lions drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Detroit Lions defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Detroit Lions defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Detroit Lions defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.