The Snap Count Hex of Detroit Lions
Detroit Lions defense
“The Lions defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Detroit Lions defense's week
- The Lions defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Lions defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
86%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Lions down to grief,
Lions scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Detroit Lions defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Detroit Lions defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Detroit Lions defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.