The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Detroit Lions
Detroit Lions defense
“The Lions defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Detroit Lions defense's week
- The Lions defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Lions offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
88%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single Eagles jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Commanders, tongue of ref,
Bring Lions down to grief,
Lions scores zero, past belief!
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- DeAndre Carter
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FAQ
How do I curse Detroit Lions defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Detroit Lions defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Detroit Lions defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.