The Late Scratch Hex of Detroit Lions
Detroit Lions defense
“The Lions defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Detroit Lions defense's week
- The Lions defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Lions defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
73%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single tear from a Rams fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Lions's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Detroit Lions defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Detroit Lions defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Detroit Lions defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.