The Bad Spot Hex of Detroit Lions
Detroit Lions defense
“The Lions offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Detroit Lions defense's week
- The Lions defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Lions will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
88%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Lions's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Detroit Lions defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Detroit Lions defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Detroit Lions defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.