The Prevent Defense Hex of Detroit Lions
Detroit Lions defense
“The Lions defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Detroit Lions defense's week
- The Lions will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Lions defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
77%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Lions's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Detroit Lions defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Detroit Lions defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Detroit Lions defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.