The Garbage-Time Hex of Detroit Lions
Detroit Lions defense
“The Lions defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Detroit Lions defense's week
- The Lions defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Lions will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
78%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Lions's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Detroit Lions defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Detroit Lions defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Detroit Lions defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.