The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Detroit Lions
Detroit Lions defense
“The Lions will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Detroit Lions defense's week
- The Lions defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The Lions defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
84%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Lions, Lions, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Detroit Lions defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Detroit Lions defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Detroit Lions defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.