The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Detroit Lions
Detroit Lions defense
“The Lions defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Detroit Lions defense's week
- The Lions defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The Lions will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
85%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Panthers jersey, ironically worn
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Eye of Commanders, tongue of ref,
Bring Lions down to grief,
Lions scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Detroit Lions defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Detroit Lions defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Detroit Lions defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.