The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Detroit Lions
Detroit Lions defense
“The Lions defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Detroit Lions defense's week
- The Lions defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The Lions defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
91%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Lions down to grief,
Lions scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Detroit Lions defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Detroit Lions defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Detroit Lions defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.