The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Devaughn Vele
Devaughn Vele · NO · WR
“Vele gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Vele's week
- Vele sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Vele gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Vele drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Devaughn Vele in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devaughn Vele is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devaughn Vele actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.