The Snap Count Hex of Devaughn Vele
Devaughn Vele · NO · WR
“Vele gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Vele's week
- Vele runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Vele sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
87%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Vele's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Devaughn Vele in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devaughn Vele is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devaughn Vele actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.