The Inch-Short Hex of Devaughn Vele
Devaughn Vele · NO · WR
“Vele gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Vele's week
- Vele gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah's biggest rival.
- The broadcast shows Vele on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
76%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Vele, Vele, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Devaughn Vele in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devaughn Vele is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devaughn Vele actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.